How to draw an island

In order to properly draw an island, one must have a strong background of the fundamental elements that ultimately make up this piece of earth surrounded by water. Let me walk you through those necessary components.
First off... this is what we are after. A photo realistic drawing of an island.
For starters, you must have learned to master the shape of the roller coaster volcano. Preferably the one with the neon "V-CANO!" sign.
Some may think this next step can be easily overlooked, but the proper  "helicoptered giant lawn gnome volcano plug" should NOT be ignored. 
You might begin to see how all these start to take shape in this next step. (Note the randomly placed numbers and letters. Very important.)
And lastly, don't forget the importance of the wale greeting a goldfish in a bag. Lives have been lost over the neglect of this last important piece.
And there you have it! You can now draw an island perfectly. Congratulations. Your certificate will be mailed to you in 5-89 days after the next leap year with 2 solar eclipses.

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