Here are a few pieces of advice I thought of during our staff meeting.
Learn how to karate a bowling ball in half. You never know when a rogue Brunswick will come slamming into your path.
If you ever learn the secret to turning your hair into helicopter blades, get your own infomercial and start rolling in the dough!
No matter how much you like birdseed, never stop and eat a bowl of it in the middle of the desert between two cliffs, lined with bushes, with a string attached.
If you come across a couple of chairs talking, do not sit in them. They may actually be people that were turned into chairs by an evil wizard. And it would just be rude.
Learn how to karate a bowling ball in half. You never know when a rogue Brunswick will come slamming into your path.
If you ever learn the secret to turning your hair into helicopter blades, get your own infomercial and start rolling in the dough! 
No matter how much you like birdseed, never stop and eat a bowl of it in the middle of the desert between two cliffs, lined with bushes, with a string attached.
If you come across a couple of chairs talking, do not sit in them. They may actually be people that were turned into chairs by an evil wizard. And it would just be rude.
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