After staff meetings, we have a little game called "How wide can you open your mouth and eat everything on the table." I'm not sure why it's called that... but the object of the game is to see how wide you can open your mouth and eat everything on the table. I've won twice.
Every once in a while, something jumps up and runs out of the room, screaming "The Horror! The Horror!" It was a bit disturbing at first, but after a month or two, I got used to it.
The second time that happened to me, I followed the bipedal pickle to a cool secret mountain fortress. I discovered other footed food planning an attack on the peaceful citizens of the world. I figured it was my patriotic duty to eat them all. Now I have a cool secret mountain fortress!
After staff meetings, we have a little game called "How wide can you open your mouth and eat everything on the table." I'm not sure why it's called that... but the object of the game is to see how wide you can open your mouth and eat everything on the table. I've won twice.
Every once in a while, something jumps up and runs out of the room, screaming "The Horror! The Horror!" It was a bit disturbing at first, but after a month or two, I got used to it.
The second time that happened to me, I followed the bipedal pickle to a cool secret mountain fortress. I discovered other footed food planning an attack on the peaceful citizens of the world. I figured it was my patriotic duty to eat them all. Now I have a cool secret mountain fortress!
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