Well, the bus driver drove really careful that day. And he was actually dodging the pot holes. So I tried again, on a different route, different driver.
This time, it left me with impressive results. Notice the difference between the freeway, and side streets.
Then a little penguin, realizing the personal ramifications, started to loose it.
I didn't mean to upset him! It was just a little experiment! Oh, I have guilt now...
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.
The best targets in a snowball fight are the ones that can't retaliate due to lack of mobility. Although, tests have proven that they are more susceptible to multiple attacks, since their padding content exceeds that of the instigators.
And now, for your enjoyment, I present to you, an Einstein impostor carrying too much, while a short, hairy, nearsighted creature has an upside-down idea.
Is anybody feeling like these Silly Putty posts are giving you a reason to live? Yeah, me too.
As usually, I like to get the overall background color down first. Something that matches the majority of the slice I receive.
Then I decided to do something I normally don't do...I scribbled "Doofus!" all across my forehead and wore a pink bunny costume to the store.
Then, realizing the extreme embarrassment being out in public like this, I ran until I found a giant vat of Jell-o and jumped into it head first.
Unfortunately, my luck didn't change, for in the vat of Jell-o were deadly peanut-piranhas! I scrambled to get out as they begin tearing through the pink fur. Needless to say, I escaped, but the bunny outfit was DOA.
The ER team desperately tried to revive it, but it was no use. It had passed on to pinker pastures. I held a wake for the garment, and laid it to rest with other costumes long gone.
I decided right then and there that peanut-piranhas that lived in Jell-o needed to be exterminated by whatever painful means are necessary. So I bought some napalm, and fried the little pests!
A thing o beauty.
I'm confident that these guys are going to find exactly what they are looking for. Aaaaaannnnnnddddd, I'm just not sure what that is. (Let's hope that wasn't the navigator they just left behind.)
The other day, as I was sitting on my couch, throwing pennies in a milk jug, I noticed some light switches on the wall that I've never seen before. I decided to find out what they did, even though I was on a hot streak with the penny/milk jug thing. (I had made 2 in a row!)
He'll never use that brand again. Unless he has another coupon.
With the recent increase of burping lumberjacks named "Pierre," scientist have concluded that positive self esteem training will help this problem. However, the scientist have a hard time competing vocally with the eructation, since most of their words are drowned out by the volume.
This announcement has been brought to you by "The Great Dino-Box of 1893 Comedy Hour."
Wow. Doesn't he look ready to take on the forces of evil with his special hippo powers?
Look at that helmet, and cool suit, and rockets... Now, before you bring up the fact that I know nothing about creating a game, let alone what to do with these sprites, let me just say I was having a jolly ole time. My pixel apps of choice are (of course) Photoshop and a cool free Mac app called Pixen. I even made a little animated gif of him running!
Boy does this bring back memories. I was about to get a cookie while my brother continued sharing his feelings for poultry, when suddenly the cookie jar turned into a Flozzahoozit from the planet Noodoopux 5. He made friendly gestures with his hands to me, while trying to sharing the secrets of the universe telepathically.
More of these... things. Just so you know, it's even funnier if you read this out loud... next to a perfect stranger... on the bus.
Can anyone tell me what exactly he was looking for?
Let's explore the realm of orange Silly Putty for the next few weeks, shall we.
