There was once a time where people would settle their differences in a much more civilized manner; using livestock as their primary problem solver. Whenever an argument arose and could not be solved by week long meetings, they would each bring in their champion warrior to settle the disagreement. Training would begin very young, and only the bravest and most talented survived the rigorous training.
Soon after a noticeable decline in chicken farmers (usually trading in for larger animals to raise, such as the bear, elephant, or rhinoceros), we see the beginnings of genetic engineering and experimentation. Who ever thought a pig could wield a mace with such elegance and grace.
But, as most stories about genetic mutation, things did not always turn out for the better. Bunny rabbits were reduced to the vicious, man-eating monsters that they are today, while other animals simply turned into living barf. Oh, it is a cruel, cruel world we live in. Thank goodness for peanut butter.
There was once a time where people would settle their differences in a much more civilized manner; using livestock as their primary problem solver. Whenever an argument arose and could not be solved by week long meetings, they would each bring in their champion warrior to settle the disagreement. Training would begin very young, and only the bravest and most talented survived the rigorous training.
Soon after a noticeable decline in chicken farmers (usually trading in for larger animals to raise, such as the bear, elephant, or rhinoceros), we see the beginnings of genetic engineering and experimentation. Who ever thought a pig could wield a mace with such elegance and grace.
But, as most stories about genetic mutation, things did not always turn out for the better. Bunny rabbits were reduced to the vicious, man-eating monsters that they are today, while other animals simply turned into living barf. Oh, it is a cruel, cruel world we live in. Thank goodness for peanut butter.
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