I recently came back from a vacation, and thought I'd share a few memorable moments from the trip for the next few posts. However, I can't show any images or video clips from the "Shoe-horn Incident" for various legal reasons.
I had to show you this, and prove that aliens are visiting this planet. Just look at this strange alloyed anomaly! I licked it for 12 straight minutes and still couldn't figure out what is was made from. What is it? Could it be a genocidal torturing device? Or possibly an interplanetary deciphering beacon. I'm thinking it's a device used for hanging alien formal wear, and it was accidentally left behind. Those little grey guys are sooo absentminded sometime.
I had to show you this, and prove that aliens are visiting this planet. Just look at this strange alloyed anomaly! I licked it for 12 straight minutes and still couldn't figure out what is was made from. What is it? Could it be a genocidal torturing device? Or possibly an interplanetary deciphering beacon. I'm thinking it's a device used for hanging alien formal wear, and it was accidentally left behind. Those little grey guys are sooo absentminded sometime.
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