At times, you may think that domesticated jaroobafeds are a pleasure to travel with. But do not be deceived by the smiles you may see on those traveling with one of them. Let me set the record strait and reveal the truth behind these seemingly innocent beasts.First of all, they are constantly reminding you to wash behind your ears. Even after you've scrubbed them for hours on end, they'll begin their queries again.
Secondly, jaroobafeds eat 30x their weight each day, and there diet is mostly bon bons and horse shoes.
Lastly, these burdensome beast hate walking north-east on sunny, even-numbered days. And if you try to take them that direction, they will sit and whistle the "I dream of Jeanie" song until you flap your arms and bark like a hungry dog. And forget about traveling close to holidays, because they won't use their left legs 18 days before or after a holiday.
So, next time you see someone smiling while traveling with one of these creatures, it's probably because they are almost at the end of their journey.
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