A slab of paradise

As soon as P.D.o.G.U. pays off, I'm going to buy this island mansion that I've had my eye on for quite some time. It's a quaint little place off the coast of Bermudo Rico that, according to the flyer, was made entirely from rice cakes and plaster. And there are plenty of rooms for all you P.D.o.G.U.-ers to come and stay for summer vacations! I hear it even has a sink!!

So next time a giant grape with udders comes knocking on your door asking for donations, remember to give him a few bucks.

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