Lots o' things

And, now, a little game for your enjoyment. Find the creature that...

1. Has four fingers on each hand.
2. Has a sinus infection.
3. Makes its own toothpaste from carpet lint.
4. Likes to fill out tax forms.
5. Lacks self discipline.
6. Has 3 books overdue from the library.
7. Visits its Grandmother often.
8. Really likes the color yellow.
9. Fishes in his toilet.
10. Ignores anyone that has brown hair.
11. Has discovered life on other planets.
12. Feels it necessary to use the word "formaldehyde" in every sentence.

Good hunting!