Ten facts about Face Drawings!

1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into a face drawing.
2. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and a face drawing.
3. When face drawings are swallowed, they will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
4. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with a face drawing and water.
5. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using face drawings!
6. There are more than two hundred different kinds of face drawings.
7. Face drawings can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
8. Face drawings have a memory span of three seconds.
9. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about a face drawing.
10. Face drawings can turn their stomach inside out.