Don't get addicted without it!

From the makers of Hit and Run and Slap and Tickle comes the all new sports drink, Strike and Burn! Twist the Sport-o-matic (TM) lid to the Strike side, and enjoy the cool refreshing taste of 100% pure liquid caffeine as you start your workout! Switch to the Burn side to ease into a steady activity, and so your heart doesn't explode from the initial shock.

Try it once and you'll see the difference and be instantly hooked! Literally! Order yours today!

Warning: Drinking Strike and Burn may cause your heart to blow up into a thousand sharp little pieces, which will injure anyone in a 40 mile radius. Please drink responsibly.