In order to further assist the hordes of people that visit this blog, I have decided to share the knowledge that I have in my cerebral matter concerning clothing styles. So grab your pen and paper, and let's begin.
Those that own any large domesticated animal that resembles a combination of Darth Vadar, Barney, and a dragon knows the importance of the Armless Poncho-shirt. Not only does it keep tempting appendages away from hungry mouths, but it makes a clear statement that says "I was not picked-on in grade school." Only $26.99. Colors: green, brown, and puce. Sizes: small-XXL
As monocles become more and more popular these days, I'm sure you want to find something that compliments your taste in modern thinking. Such is the case with the PlusCollar Robe. Not only does it give you instant appeal, it also hides embarrassing leg characteristics, such as Bloated Knee Capitis. Only $39.99. Color: "Evil Scientist" grey. Sizes: one size fits all. Hairy eyebrows and mustache included.
Those that own any large domesticated animal that resembles a combination of Darth Vadar, Barney, and a dragon knows the importance of the Armless Poncho-shirt. Not only does it keep tempting appendages away from hungry mouths, but it makes a clear statement that says "I was not picked-on in grade school." Only $26.99. Colors: green, brown, and puce. Sizes: small-XXL
As monocles become more and more popular these days, I'm sure you want to find something that compliments your taste in modern thinking. Such is the case with the PlusCollar Robe. Not only does it give you instant appeal, it also hides embarrassing leg characteristics, such as Bloated Knee Capitis. Only $39.99. Color: "Evil Scientist" grey. Sizes: one size fits all. Hairy eyebrows and mustache included.
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