The return of staff meetings! Thank goodness!
The art of staff meeting sketches can be first traced back to the plastonic period, where a certain caveman, named "Ugg," would just talk and talk and talk. (We know this, because he was dug up with his mouth wide open.) It seems that another caveman, called "Jegg," would get up and start drawing on the walls. These drawings can still be found in our office basement.
Unfortunately, Ugg was thrown into the sea, only to be devoured by a great propeller-monster of the deep.
Yes, he continued to talk.
Fortunately, Ugg received a vision inside the beast. It was from the ancient duck-bill spirit. He told Ugg to go find the rest of his body, if he can figure out how to get out of the sea monster.
Unfortunately, Ugg died in the belly of this creature, and was unable to comply with the floating, duck-bill spirit's request. Ugg died (with his mouth open) and his spirit turned into a star, as his cavemen friends all told him he would. Telescopes all over the world can now see Ugg, but thankfully not listen to him.
I don't know how this related to the story.
Fortunately, Ugg, now called Treegut 13b, has his own celestial bodies orbiting in cosmic order. One of the planets has been colonized by citizens of Treegut 11e, and here is a portion of their written language. It says "Mentos! The Freshmaker!"
Unfortunately, after colonization, the race regressed to a primitive state, and forgot what circular objects are used for.
Fortunately, one of these colonized idiots gave birth, and, to everyone's astonishment, had super powers. This new hero taught his race the importance of circular objects, as well as deodorant, and was hailed as the planet's first true superstar.
See what great things come of staff meeting sketches?
The art of staff meeting sketches can be first traced back to the plastonic period, where a certain caveman, named "Ugg," would just talk and talk and talk. (We know this, because he was dug up with his mouth wide open.) It seems that another caveman, called "Jegg," would get up and start drawing on the walls. These drawings can still be found in our office basement.
Unfortunately, Ugg was thrown into the sea, only to be devoured by a great propeller-monster of the deep.Yes, he continued to talk.
Fortunately, Ugg received a vision inside the beast. It was from the ancient duck-bill spirit. He told Ugg to go find the rest of his body, if he can figure out how to get out of the sea monster.
Unfortunately, Ugg died in the belly of this creature, and was unable to comply with the floating, duck-bill spirit's request. Ugg died (with his mouth open) and his spirit turned into a star, as his cavemen friends all told him he would. Telescopes all over the world can now see Ugg, but thankfully not listen to him.
I don't know how this related to the story.
Fortunately, Ugg, now called Treegut 13b, has his own celestial bodies orbiting in cosmic order. One of the planets has been colonized by citizens of Treegut 11e, and here is a portion of their written language. It says "Mentos! The Freshmaker!"
Unfortunately, after colonization, the race regressed to a primitive state, and forgot what circular objects are used for.
Fortunately, one of these colonized idiots gave birth, and, to everyone's astonishment, had super powers. This new hero taught his race the importance of circular objects, as well as deodorant, and was hailed as the planet's first true superstar.See what great things come of staff meeting sketches?
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