Welcome to P.D.o.G.U.

The ribbon ceremony has just been completed, and the many participants are now mingling one with another. I say the opening ceremony for "Partial Distortion of Grape Udders" has been a success. Soon, you will be able to experience all that P.D.o.G.U. has to offer, from the luxury of your place. Until then, help yourself to some snacks and try not to spill the grape juice on my rug.

Except for that place over yonder. You can spill it there.

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