If you're ever asked to draw an outhouse for money, do it. It may just be the last time you do. And then where would you be if you decided not to do it. Well, you'd first think "Hey, no big deal, right?" But then regret sets in. You'd start drawing outhouses all day long, trying to sell them for a quarter. And then a dime. But nobody needs an outhouse drawing now. Noooooooo! Finally, after years of moral decay, you'd hit rock bottom, and start giving outhouse drawings away for free. Oh, the humanity.
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