Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #44

What do you see in each of these Silly Putty Close-Ups?

I can only count up to seven now.

Here's a drawing of the most feared predator in my house. You see, No matter how many times it has tried to eat me, I can't resist the lure of cookies in a cookie jar. Ooooohhh, and it knows this. And... it...

I need to go get a cookie. Just a second...

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #29

And now, it's every bodies favorite game... "Find a garbage can and dump it on your bed!" Tonight, Ralph found his garbage can behind the butcher shop! Let's see what happens!

Or better yet, let's ask Madame Futurina and see what she can tell us about tonight's events! Just don't stare too close into the crystal ball.

Oh! Well, it looks like she sees a furry little woodland creature come out of the garbage can! Isn't he the cutest! I think we should make him our new host. Tune in next time to see more garbage dumping excitement!

Get 'em while they're hot!

There's always a catch whenever you see or hear the words "Free!" I personally enjoy seeing the retailers who give you something for "free"... after you buy $800 worth of stuff from them! But this guy looks like he wouldn't fall for that.

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #43

A mystery no more

As Dan had mentioned in his comments a couple posts ago, there have been some strange ghosted images in some of my sketchbook posts. Well, you found me out. The gig is up. The cat's out of the bag. The cucumber has left the garden. Here, I present to you, are the images behind the images...

You got the Peanut Butter right, Mr. Dan. But you misinterpreted the lovely Jelly for french fries. I get those mixed up at lunch time too.

Go ahead... Go inside and see what is in there.

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #28

This poor fellow has a bad case of mono-brow-chin-be-gone-itus. I think there's something you can get over the counter for that.

Thanks to all the anatomy classes I've had, I can now draw a hand that looks broken.

I remember a song about men sailing across the seas and stinking and filling the kitchen sink with hair. Do you?

I'm currently developing a Flash cartoon about these two guys. For some reason, big, honkin' mouths make me laugh.

I'm up to 1,438.

Hey kids, try this at home!... Walk around in an area where there's lots of people. While casually blending in with the crowd, eavesdrop on conversations until you hear a wonderfully crafted sentence. Write it down! Then, go home and draw a random scene. Insert the recorded phrase somewhere in the scene, and show it to your friends. Count the times your friends take pity on you for the poor mental health they think you are in. Repeat!

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #42

This weeks Silly Putty Close-Up was chosen by the hard working team over at I Want Moe Attention. They seemed pretty excited about choosing this one, but I'm not sure why... Can Mr. Eagle-Eye Dan figure out why?

Beside myself

Well, here we are... new dreams, new goals, new resolutions, new limbs,... happy new year everyone! Since we hear at P.D.o.G.U. are committed to above average-ness, we are going to make 2008 one to remember. That means more posts, more videos, more sketches made in meetings, more putties that are silly, and maybe even the return of the ever popular poll! But I think the best news is that I have reached an agreement with the Union Leader over the National Organization for More P.D.o.G.U. Posts (N.O.M.P.D.o.G.U.P.). So please, stop picketing in front of my house, and go back to your daily lives.

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #27

After staff meetings, we have a little game called "How wide can you open your mouth and eat everything on the table." I'm not sure why it's called that... but the object of the game is to see how wide you can open your mouth and eat everything on the table. I've won twice.

Every once in a while, something jumps up and runs out of the room, screaming "The Horror! The Horror!" It was a bit disturbing at first, but after a month or two, I got used to it.

The second time that happened to me, I followed the bipedal pickle to a cool secret mountain fortress. I discovered other footed food planning an attack on the peaceful citizens of the world. I figured it was my patriotic duty to eat them all. Now I have a cool secret mountain fortress!