P.D.o.G.U. Guide to Fashion: Part 2

Looking for that style that says "I'm tall and made of metal?" Well don't overlook the suit from Elongated Armor Plating. With some of the most advanced features on the market, this one of a kind suit will shoot you to the head of the pack! Only $59.95. Colors: Silver, Gold, or "Darth Vadar" Black. Sizes: Toothpick.

With Fall just around the corner, make sure you start thinking about cooler weather, and the return of various pointing creatures. To give them something to point at, try the new "All Cotton Ball" ensemble. Made from 100% pure cotton balls, this set is extremely comfortable (unless you just shaved). Includes, hat, shirt, coat, pants, and socks. (Warning: Hat will shrink if exposed to sunlight, artificial light, rain, air, and pointing creatures.) Only $3.17. One size fits all, if you are 2'9".

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