Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #47

I now present to you... action monkey shot and arrow through the head guy. This has been brought to you by Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketches! Enjoy one today!

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #53

It's all the same to me. I must keep the first impression fresh. If it is lost, I must find it again.
Otto Dix

Look in between the couch cushions. That's where I usually find stuff that's lost.
Cluster T. Uva

Web Comic Wednesday #2

It's time! Enjoy today's comics! (Mummy and Clown will still be a little bit late, so relax.)

Living on a fram
The Beanworm Guys
Ray gun and flower
Mummy and Clown

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #46

Here's how Cloudy's theme song goes... "Cloudy, Cloudy, up in the sky. Where the wind blows way up high. Cloudy, Cloudy he's real neat. But don't eat food, now, with your feet. Cloudy!! The happy cloud!" Everybody sing along!!!... "Cloudy, Cloudy..."

If you ever need to do some in-home plumbing yourself, be on the lookout for this hum-dinger. (I'm still not sure what it does, so don't ask.)

Mechanical "Zip-bots" are getting a bit out of control where I work. They always are zooming about, and I think they keep stealing my pencils.

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #52

Everyone has talent at 25. The difficulty is to have it at 50.
Edgar Degas

You could always save half of it, and roll it into a high yielding investment account, so by the time you're 50, you will actually have more talent than you did at 25.
Cluster T. Uva

Web Comic Wednesday #1

Welcome to the first post of Web Comic Wednesday! Here are links to this weeks comics. The only problem I encountered was not having enough ink/pen to do a Mummy and Clown strip, so that might be a couple days late. But the other three are up for viewing. Enjoy!

Living on a fram
The Beanworm Guys
Ray gun and flower

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #45

Oh, I think she missed brushing that left bicuspid.

This could be the new logo for Bob's Happy Burger on 12th and Main, or just some random shapes. You make the call.

This image was found in the basement of my work establishment, carved into the foundation with rudimentary tools. Some of the top professionals have looked this over and determined that who ever did this, some 4,000 years ago, had very bad breath.

The fuse is lit

Either everybody wants to see what an exploding head looks like, or you have decided to grant me some leeway with these comics. And apparently, no one had bacon on their mind.

So, this is how it will go, or at least how we will try it out until my head explodes... I now pronounce Wednesday as... Web comic Wednesday.

*cheer, applaud*

I will now take this moment to explain that I cannot guarantee that these web comics will contain comedic, humorous or even coherent gags. In fact, most will be rather obtuse, I'm sure. What else would you expect from a strip about a mummy and a clown? On the other hand, it may be such high comedy that it will be outside your sphere of understanding.

But I doubt it.

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #51

One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.
Salvador Dali

I think that happened back in March.
Cluster T. Uva

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #44

Nothing like a cake in your face to start the day off right.

I took a moment and drew my arm. Well, ok... it's not really my arm... But if I were a super hero, this is what the design on my arm would look like.

Oh, now that's just great.

Here's our results for our last poll, ladies and gentlemen.

Well, I wasn't thinking that one would actually win. Plus, I didn't get to lick an envelope.

But, to show that P.D.o.G.U. truly listens to all 8 of its viewers, I will now be doing 4 web comics. Yes, I am a man of my word. And I am not a lazy bum. Now, I never said HOW long I will be doing them, so we should probably clarify that. (Check out this weeks new poll.)

So, to clarify a few other things, after this weeks poll ends and we have the results, I will pick a day of the week and proclaim it Web Comic (day of the week). The 4 comics will be named...

1. Mummy and Clown
2. Living on a fram (Pig and chicken)
3. The Beanworm Guys
4. Ray Gun & Flower (formerly Lazer Gun and Flower)

They will be hosted by the same web site that brings you the world renown webcomic "Ulysses Chickens in the wind"

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #50

You don't know how much artists go through to make it look so easy. It's all in the practice.
Lauryn Hill

For example, do you know how many hours it took me to get this Silly Putty pose? Like, a million.
Cluster T. Uva

Illustration Friday: Baby

They can leave a mark if your not watching for them.