Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #47

Stay clear from lethargic Bomatarts

The Northern Stilt-leg Bomatarts are curious creatures. Not only can they see better at night thanks to abnormally large eyes, but they also posses the unique ability to explode whenever they get bored.

The Ugliest "Cute Pig" in the World

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #32

It's a proven fact that if you run with your tongue dangling out of the side of your mouth, you can run 18x faster. Try it!

Another little known fact is that dragons were not the main cause of knight mutilation back in medieval times. But, in fact, it was giant fuzzy hair-balls that were the culprits.

I'm pretty sure that this is the first time in the history of the world that these shapes and lines have been arranged in this fashion. And you saw it first right here! (And you thought checking out this blog each day was a waste of time.)

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #46

Here's a little bit of red Silly Putty for all your Valentine's Day needs! Hubba, hubba!

The "eyes" have it.

I think these guys are thinking the same thing I am... That is one bushy eyebrow!

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #31

Here are a few pieces of advice I thought of during our staff meeting.

Learn how to karate a bowling ball in half. You never know when a rogue Brunswick will come slamming into your path.

If you ever learn the secret to turning your hair into helicopter blades, get your own infomercial and start rolling in the dough!

No matter how much you like birdseed, never stop and eat a bowl of it in the middle of the desert between two cliffs, lined with bushes, with a string attached.

If you come across a couple of chairs talking, do not sit in them. They may actually be people that were turned into chairs by an evil wizard. And it would just be rude.

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #45

To an engineer, good enough means perfect. With an artist, there's no such thing as perfect.
Alexander Calder

There's no such thing as reality with an artist, either.
Cluster T. Uva

Illustration Friday: Blanket

Hey you! Yeah you... Next to the carrot!

There I was, just doodling, when I turned around just for a second... and then my pen was gone. Poof! Vanished! I figured one of these guys took it while I wasn't looking, so I lined 'em up to see who looked guilty.

Hmmmm... Any thoughts on who it might have been?

I'm thinking it was the thimble...

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #30

While I was in the staff meeting, I was trying to think of what would be the best things to draw after you fail to post anything for an entire week, as well as the best things that would help celebrate reaching a milestone of 30. Well, I felt a little silly after realizing it was so obvious to draw...

...a squatting, thick brow monster with a light bulb...

...3 stick pigs with party hats...

...a near sighted snake...

...and a turtle with a growth on his back resembling a jet.

Hope this isn't all too cliche for you.