The truth hurts sometimes

With a recent, unexpected surge in voting in the past few hours, we have some pretty interesting results this week.

First of all, I apologize to all those that have been looking for more drawings and illustrations, but not finding it. I'll have to improve in this area. Although I bet you've been excited to see the return of M.N.S.M.S!! All together now... "Mmmmmmm... MNSMS!"

Secondly, For those who are stalking me, please stop mailing me severed body parts, and letters that describe how you want to stuff a pillow with hair from my head. And I'll think about the idea of selling used Kleenexes on Ebay for you.

Thirdistly, for those of you stuck in the never-ending vortex of P.D.o.G.U., all I can say is ...you were warned.

OK. Well, maybe you weren't, but I'll see if I can set up an escape clause, or something.

And lastly, for all those that come not to vote in these polls, I appreciate your dedication. If everybody came to vote, we'd have a garbled mess of BIG numbers to sort through every week. Who wants to deal with that, right?!? So, in light of these results, P.D.o.G.U.'s Friday Poll will be on hiatus for a little bit. I'm sure it will come back someday, but the masses have spoken, and we have listened. If you still feel like you just have to vote on something, there will be a poll at the lower right for your convenience.

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #40

Happy 40th Silly Putty Post everyone!! We just might make it on the cover of TIME with this kind of milestone!

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #24

I can't wait to see how this one is going to be played out! I mean, look! His friend has the key to his incarceration, and he seems reluctant to give it to him! Ah, the hilarity!

Dragons must have been on my mind due to the fact that I watched "Eragon" for the first time last week. I'm crushed that we will most likely never see the cinematic sequel to this movie. Well, can you name a dragon movie that was a success? Reign of Fire? Dragon Wars? Dragon Heart? Pete's Dragon... actually, that one wasn't too bad...

Have you ever gone camping and found that perfect stick that can do anything and everything, like, be a perfect walking stick, roast marshmallows, become a light saber, turn into an bazooka, sweep your tent out, turn those rotten kids across the way into tadpoles, create an invisibility shield around whoever holds it, makes cars fly, and turns rocks into friendly allies that help fight the evil Grozack hordes? Ah, what memories.

Cluster is such a ham.

Here's a special treat created by the hard-working team at I Want Moe Attention. It's a special behind the scenes look at what goes on here each and every day at Partial Distortion of Grape Udders. It was created in Flash, and we are proud to post it on P.D.o.G.U. Enjoy!

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #39

Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy this special Silly Putty Close-Up that was specially made to look nothing like a turkey.

When it rains, it walks.

More hilarity from these guys. (Anyone care to name them? Or even suggest what they are?)

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #23

There was once a time where people would settle their differences in a much more civilized manner; using livestock as their primary problem solver. Whenever an argument arose and could not be solved by week long meetings, they would each bring in their champion warrior to settle the disagreement. Training would begin very young, and only the bravest and most talented survived the rigorous training.

Soon after a noticeable decline in chicken farmers (usually trading in for larger animals to raise, such as the bear, elephant, or rhinoceros), we see the beginnings of genetic engineering and experimentation. Who ever thought a pig could wield a mace with such elegance and grace.

But, as most stories about genetic mutation, things did not always turn out for the better. Bunny rabbits were reduced to the vicious, man-eating monsters that they are today, while other animals simply turned into living barf. Oh, it is a cruel, cruel world we live in. Thank goodness for peanut butter.

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #38

Man, this post is late.
Jeff

Yeah, you're grounded.
Cluster T. Uva

This is supposed to be funny?

And now, for a silly, incoherent bean-worm-guy comic.

Monday Night Staff Meeting Sketch #22

Now that's one classy bag o' bones. And just in time for Halloween... uh... oops. I mean... Thanksgiving?

There's been quite a bit of construction going on near my work for the past few months. I think it has to do with road work, or constructing a new office building, or maybe constructing a road through an office building.

About this time, I realized that my wonderful ink pen and this lined notebook paper I was using had horrible reactionary side affects... The ink soaked into the paper like it was Bounty. Here, we have a wonderful demonstration of the phenomenon.

And lastly, we have this whistling, karate, brain guy that lives in a hole, next to a cloud. At least that's what his layer says.

Sorry Chester.

Looks like we have some Doritos lovers out there! A whopping 66% of you said that Doritos would kick the living puffs out of Cheetos. Maybe it was the ninja throwing star-like qualities that would have been the deciding factor.

(Just as reference, the above image is a mash-up of various photos from the internet, but mostly from the Fight for the Flavor website. Watch a bag fight with some real skills!)

Silly Putty Close-Up Thursday #37

The most profound things are inexpressible.
Jenny Holzer

So, I'll never know how they put that white stuff inside a Twinkie?!?!
Cluster T. Uva